December Koala Newsletter


Brand New Website Coming Soon!
Yes, you read that right! We are finally redoing the Koalaswim.com website! The new site should be up and running late December or early January. On the other hand, the old site is still up and working great. So, we are ready to take your holiday orders and make your fantasies come true. The old site has served us very well over the last two plus decades and, though it is a massive job to completely remake the site on a modern and efficient platform; I know it is going to be worth all the expense and hard work. The new site will be much easier to navigate, making it much easier to find products, offer easy and state of the art security/checkout along with being completely mobile friendly, which has quite possibly been our biggest issue.

I have been looking at male display suits like it is the first time that I have seen them. Itís funny how things happen sometimes. While working on the new website, I have had time to focus on our swimwear, sex wear and fetish wear designs more than ever. I was actually getting extremely aroused while looking at the photos of the models wearing our display suits. These are designs that either display the penis in an erect position for sex or displays the penis in other ways fully or partially covered in spandex. No matter what; itís all very yummy.

Big news! We have two new male to female transformation style swimsuit designs being made in Neoprene material.  I have long had a fascination with creating sexy swimwear made from neoprene. To some people, neoprene is a fetish material and to others a very hard working material that is most often used in wetsuits. For me, it is both. I have used wetsuits from years of bodysurfing when it gets cold out, but ever since I was a teen, I found wearing neoprene extremely arousing. I have found someone to create my designs at a level of quality that I was never able to find in the past. I have tried a number of times to have them made, but they were never up to the Koala standard of excellence. These new ones are, however. There is a male to female style bikini as well as a thong design. They fit like a second neoprene skin and I hope you boys found them as exciting as I have.

Join the Club!
The health club that is. Where else can you hang out for hours wearing spandex tights and then, for good measure, slip on an extremely micro bikini and swim laps in the pool no matter how cold it is outside?!?
Did you know that many of the men ordering tights from Koala not only wear them for working out but for wearing as an integral part of their outfit for a night out on the town? Picture a pair of bulge tights or sexy femme tights with a tight shirt and a jacket. Imagine how hot that would look at your favorite club or just strolling around.

Highlights of New Products Coming in December/January
New Massive Cock Ring Coming Soon!
This is a massive stainless-steel hunk of metal for your cock. Weighing in at over 1.2 pounds, this beautifully machined work of art for your penis will make having sex or even just walking around immeasurably pleasurable. Wearing a ring of this weight and size is truly something to behold, which you will see when you give it a try.

New Male Chastity Cock Cages
We will be introducing a new male chastity cage made of both metal and silicone for comfortable long-term use. We are also offering an ultra heavy duty stainless steel male chastity cock cage that is machined similar to the cages costing hundreds of dollars for a fraction of the price.
In addition, there is an interesting ultra-micro cock cage for you guys that need to stuff your tiny penises into a very small space.
You will also find a set of new nipple clamps that might be able to make you cry out in pleasure.
There is more, but I donít want to give it all away. You will need to come visit if you want to see these exciting new products.

New Insane Ass Spark
We have not introduced a new Ass Spark for quite some time. Honestly, we felt like we had all the bases covered; asses plugged, cocks nicely displayed and, letís not forget, extremely hard. I was startled to find an Ass Spark style I had never seen before and quickly had one made to try one myself.  This as yet un-named design is a sheet of stainless steel that has a hole for the shaft with a separate hole for the balls. The rear features a single ball mounted to a deep penetrating shaft. Instant Precum, instant erection, instant enjoyment and all that before I even ran it totally through its paces. This is such a special creation that I feel you boys that are into Ass Sparks will be all over it!

Cock Rings and Cold Weather: A Perfect Marriage
In the mood to keep that bulge looking big?
There are few things more effective than a beautifully crafted metal cock ring.
Butt plugs are for everyone and they are so easy to use! Start small, be patient, enjoy yourself and donít judge: just enjoy. The feel of a nice smooth metal plug penetrating your ass is heavenly and there is nothing like it.

The December Koala Newsletter Sale
ďErotic Suits and Gear for your friends, family, lovers and donít forget yourself!Ē
Sale Suits

http://www.koalaswim.com/i_Alpha_Male.htm
Reg.$38.00 Sale $26.00

http://www.koalaswim.com/i-Wet_Dream_G-string.htm
Reg.$34.00  Sale $24.00
http://www.koalaswim.com/i_Take_It_Hard.htm
Reg.$34.00  Sale $23.00
http://www.koalaswim.com/i-Ramrod.htm
Reg.$36.00  Sale $25.00
http://www.koalaswim.com/i-Raging_Excitement_custom_plug_suit.htm
Reg.$39.00  Sale $27.00
http://www.koalaswim.com/i-Party_Bulge.htm
Reg.$36.00 Sale $25.00

http://www.koalaswim.com/i-Man_Holster.htm
Reg.$33.00 Sale $23.00

http://www.koalaswim.com/i-Invisible_Intrusion.htm
Reg.$38.00 Sale $26.00

http://www.koalaswim.com/i-Glory_Hole_Thong.htm
Reg.$37.00 Sale $26.00

http://www.koalaswim.com/i-Deep_Entry_Micro_Bikini.htm
Reg.$36.00 Sale $24.00

http://www.koalaswim.com/i-Ass_Market.htm
Reg.$33.00  Sale $24.00

http://www.koalaswim.com/i-Cream_Stick_Explosion.htm
Reg.$32.00 Sale $23.00
http://www.koalaswim.com/i_Thunder_Struck.htm
Reg.$36.00 Sale $25.00
http://www.koalaswim.com/i-Teaser_Sheer_Bikini.htm
Reg.$32.00  Sale $22.00
http://www.koalaswim.com/i-Spontaneous-Bikini.htm
Reg.$33.00  Sale $24.00
http://www.koalaswim.com/i-Shy_Slut_Bikini.htm
Reg.$34.00  Sale $23.00

http://www.koalaswim.com/i-Shocking_Bright_Bikini.htm
Reg.$38.00 Sale $27.00

http://www.koalaswim.com/i-Real_Brazil.htm
Reg.$37.00  Sale $26.00

http://www.koalaswim.com/i-Secret_Angel_Bikini.htm
Reg.$34.00  Sale $23.00
http://www.koalaswim.com/i-Sack-Master.htm
Reg.$34.00  Sale $24.00
http://www.koalaswim.com/i-Real_Man_Bikini.htm
Reg.$36.00 Sale $25.00
http://www.koalaswim.com/i_Bulge_Apex_Bikini.htm
Reg.$37.00  Sale $26.00
http://www.koalaswim.com/i-Cock_Package_Bikini.htm
Reg.$36.00 Sale $24.00
http://www.koalaswim.com/i-Cock_Package_Bikini.htm
Reg.$38.00 Sale $26.00
http://www.koalaswim.com/i_Boy_Toy_Bikini.htm
Reg.$36.00  Sale $25.00
http://koalaswim.com/i_Elation_Bulge.htm
Reg.$38.00  Sale $27.00
http://www.koalaswim.com/i-Enticement.htm
Reg.$32.00  Sale $23.00
http://www.koalaswim.com/i-Explosive_Impact_Brazilian_Bikini.htm
Reg.$36.00 Sale $24.00
http://koalaswim.com/i_Fire_Zone.htm
Reg.$36.00  Sale $24.00
http://www.koalaswim.com/i-Impaled_Bikini.htm
Reg.$36.00 Sale $25.00
http://koalaswim.com/i_Man_Heaven_Short_Shorts.htm
Reg.$38.00  Sale $27.00
http://www.koalaswim.com/i-Maximus_Bikini.htm
Reg.$38.00 Sale $26.00
http://www.koalaswim.com/i-Panic_Attack_Bikini.htm
Reg.$40.00  Sale $28.00
http://www.koalaswim.com/i-Precum.htm
Reg.$34.00 Sale $25.00
http://www.koalaswim.com/i-Pretty_Thing.htm
Reg.$38.00 Sale $27.00
http://www.koalaswim.com/i-Pussy_Plugged_Boy.htm
Reg.$33.00 Sale $23.00

http://www.koalaswim.com/i-Rainbow_Slit_Bikini.htm
Reg.$36.00 Sale $24.00

The following designs are discontinued styles and once they are gone they are gone forever! Not all sizes are available in all designs.

http://www.koalaswim.com/i-Blue_Boy_Bikini.htm
Reg.$30.00  Sale $16.99

http://www.koalaswim.com/i-Cock_Magic_Bikini.htm
Reg.$34.00  Sale $16.99
http://www.koalaswim.com/i-Ego_Booster.htm
Reg.$34.00  Sale $16.99
http://www.koalaswim.com/i-Man_Load_Bikini.htm
Reg.$36.00  Sale $16.99

http://www.koalaswim.com/i-Prison-Break.htm
Reg.$36.00  Sale $16.99

http://www.koalaswim.com/i-Ripped.htm
Reg.$32.00 Sale $16.99
http://www.koalaswim.com/i-Scorching.htm
Reg.$30.00  Sale $16.99
http://koalaswim.com/i-Anal_Warrior.htm
Reg.$30.00 Sale $16.99

http://www.koalaswim.com/i-Blue-Boy-Ultra.htm
Reg.$30.00  Sale $16.99

http://www.koalaswim.com/i-secret-wish-full-bikini.htm
Reg.$36.00  Sale $16.99

http://koalaswim.com/i-jewel-box-lpd.htm
Reg.$32.00  Sale $16.99

http://www.koalaswim.com/i-The_Answer_Bikini.htm
Reg.$34.00  Sale $16.99
http://www.koalaswim.com/i-Pinnacle_Bikini.htm
Reg.$34.00  Sale $16.99
Male Chastity Deals!

http://koalaswim.com/i_Divine_Intervention.htm
Reg.$89.00 Sale $59.00

http://koalaswim.com/i-Ring_Master_Cock_Cage.htm
Reg.$69.00  Sale $45.00

http://koalaswim.com/i-Matrix_Cock_Cage_Silver_Bullet.htm
Reg.$49.00  Sale $29.00
http://koalaswim.com/i_Emotional_Metal_Ass_Banger.htm
Reg.$89.00  Sale $59.00

http://koalaswim.com/i-Emotional_Metal_Sly_Bar.htm
Reg.$74.00  Sale $53.00

http://koalaswim.com/i-Half_Pipe.htm
Reg.$59.00  Sale $42.00

http://koalaswim.com/i-Man_Cave.htm
Reg.$69.00  Sale $49.00

Personal Notes
The Blue Zone and the Holidays
Just finished The Blue Zone Book of Happiness and I highly recommend it. I have talked about expanding your comfort zone for years and, as it turns out, doing so is scientifically proven to make you happier. Consider that point the next time you are thinking about going total male to female transformation just to try something new. That was just a small part of a book filled with too many happiness ideas to share with you here, but just adding anything that makes you and the people around you happy is a great start. There was one section in the book that I just canít get out of my head. It was a simple thought that makes a lot of sense around the holidays and what we are doing to our kids. In the USA, our children make up an extremely small percentage of the worldís child population. Yet, our kids get about 47% of all the worldís toys. Enough said.

Hoping Your Holidays are Bright,
Michael David.


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