Brand New Website Coming Soon!
Yes, you read that right! We are
finally redoing the
Koalaswim.com website! The new site should be up and
running late December or early January. On the other hand,
the old site is still up and working great. So, we are ready
to take your holiday orders and make your fantasies come
true. The old site has served us very well over the last two
plus decades and, though it is a massive job to completely
remake the site on a modern and efficient platform; I know
it is going to be worth all the expense and hard work. The
new site will be much easier to navigate, making it much
easier to find products, offer easy and state of the art
security/checkout along with being completely mobile
friendly, which has quite possibly been our biggest issue.
I have been looking at male display suits like it is the
first time that I have seen them. Itís funny how things
happen sometimes. While working on the new website, I have
had time to focus on our swimwear, sex wear and fetish wear
designs more than ever. I was actually getting extremely
aroused while looking at the photos of the models wearing
our display suits. These are designs that either display the
penis in an erect position for sex or displays the penis in
other ways fully or partially covered in spandex. No matter
what; itís all very yummy.
Big news! We have two new male to female transformation
style swimsuit designs being made in Neoprene material. I
have long had a fascination with creating sexy swimwear made
from neoprene. To some people, neoprene is a fetish material
and to others a very hard working material that is most
often used in wetsuits. For me, it is both. I have used
wetsuits from years of bodysurfing when it gets cold out,
but ever since I was a teen, I found wearing neoprene
extremely arousing. I have found someone to create my
designs at a level of quality that I was never able to find
in the past. I have tried a number of times to have them
made, but they were never up to the Koala standard of
excellence. These new ones are, however. There is a male to
female style bikini as well as a thong design. They fit like
a second neoprene skin and I hope you boys found them as
exciting as I have.
Join the Club!
The health club that is. Where else
can you hang out for hours wearing spandex tights and then,
for good measure, slip on an extremely micro bikini and swim
laps in the pool no matter how cold it is outside?!?
Did you know that many of the men ordering tights from Koala
not only wear them for working out but for wearing as an
integral part of their outfit for a night out on the town?
Picture a pair of bulge tights or sexy femme tights with a
tight shirt and a jacket. Imagine how hot that would look at
your favorite club or just strolling around.
Highlights of New Products Coming in December/January
New Massive Cock Ring Coming Soon!
This is a massive stainless-steel hunk
of metal for your cock. Weighing in at over 1.2 pounds, this
beautifully machined work of art for your penis will make
having sex or even just walking around immeasurably
pleasurable. Wearing a ring of this weight and size is truly
something to behold, which you will see when you give it a
New Male Chastity Cock Cages
We will be introducing a new male
chastity cage made of both metal and silicone for
comfortable long-term use. We are also offering an ultra
heavy duty stainless steel male chastity cock cage that is
machined similar to the cages costing hundreds of dollars
for a fraction of the price.
In addition, there is an interesting ultra-micro cock cage
for you guys that need to stuff your tiny penises into a
very small space.
You will also find a set of new nipple clamps that might be
able to make you cry out in pleasure.
There is more, but I donít want to give it all away. You
will need to come visit if you want to see these exciting
New Insane Ass Spark
We have not introduced a new Ass Spark
for quite some time. Honestly, we felt like we had all the
bases covered; asses plugged, cocks nicely displayed and,
letís not forget, extremely hard. I was startled to find an
Ass Spark style I had never seen before and quickly had one
made to try one myself. This as yet un-named design is a
sheet of stainless steel that has a hole for the shaft with
a separate hole for the balls. The rear features a single
ball mounted to a deep penetrating shaft. Instant Precum,
instant erection, instant enjoyment and all that before I
even ran it totally through its paces. This is such a
special creation that I feel you boys that are into Ass
Sparks will be all over it!
Cock Rings and Cold Weather: A Perfect Marriage
In the mood to keep that bulge looking
There are few things more effective than a beautifully
crafted metal cock ring.
Butt plugs are for everyone and they are so easy to use!
Start small, be patient, enjoy yourself and donít judge:
just enjoy. The feel of a nice smooth metal plug penetrating
your ass is heavenly and there is nothing like it.
The Blue Zone and the
Just finished The Blue Zone Book of
Happiness and I highly
recommend it. I have talked
about expanding your comfort
zone for years and, as it
turns out, doing so is
scientifically proven to
make you happier. Consider
that point the next time you
are thinking about going
total male to female
transformation just to try
something new. That was just
a small part of a book
filled with too many
happiness ideas to share
with you here, but just
adding anything that makes
you and the people around
you happy is a great start.
There was one section in the
book that I just canít get
out of my head. It was a
simple thought that makes a
lot of sense around the
holidays and what we are
doing to our kids. In the
USA, our children make up an
extremely small percentage
of the worldís child
population. Yet, our kids
get about 47% of all the
worldís toys. Enough said.
Hoping Your Holidays are